If you want a buzzem for to sweep your hoose
Come to me my hinneys, you can have your choose

Buy broom buzzems, buy them when they’re new
Fine heather bred’uns better never grew

Its buzzems for a penny rangers for a slack
If you will not buy I’ll tie them on my back

If I had a horse I would have a cart
If I had a wife she would take my part

Had I but a wife I care not what she be
If she’s but a woman, that’s enough for me

If she likes a droppie, her and I’ll agree
If she doesn’t like it that’s more for me